Sunday, October 2, 2022

Bangalored (A software engineers life who just moved to bangalore after college)

 Bangalored (A  software engineers life who just moved to Bangalore after college) 

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Ch 1) Freedom

a) College ka aakhri din

b) 1 mahine ghar pe waiting for job to begin

c) Mammi / Papa delhi airport tak chodne aaye (chote shahar se 5 hrs car journey)

d) Delhi T3 aur Bangalore airport ki chakachaundh dekh kar laga bhai kuch gadar hone wala hai

e) Bangalore airport ke bahar traffick jam

f) Pehli baar jindagi mein hotel check in kiya

g) Baaki dost mumbai / kolkata  see aye thi unse milaap

h) Office ka pehla din :- shirt pant pehen ke pahunche

i) Free ki pepsi, badaam milk , biscuit pehle din mein hi pet kharab

j) Hr is mulakaat, PAn card , PF vageraah ka application

k) Boss se mulakat, laga ab to agla google hum hi banan wale hain


Ch 2) Kiraye ka Ghar

a) broker ke saath 2 hafte ghar dekh dekh ke tang

b) Itna chota kamra mein 2 log , isse accha to college ka kamra tha bhai

c) 2 L advance ke liye office se loan

d) Parents ka bangalore trip

e) Nihgt out maarke kaam complete karna


Ch 3) Loan pe bike 

a) Nandi hills tak road trip

b) Paents facebook pe pictures dekh ke dukhi

c) Bade baal aur biker jacket

d) Chai aur sutta

e) Pub / bar aur dance bar

f) kaam pe Naye project chahiye


Ch 4) Bandi 

a) Pehli baar bandiyon se itni izzat

b) Izzat sir chadh gai, 2 bandiyaan ek saath 

c) mall ki chakachaundh aur paise ki barbadi 

d) Commercial street mein dusri bandi ke saath time ki barbaadi

e) dono se breakup, dost hi best hai 

f) Office wali bandi se office mein man mutaav

Ch 5) Pehla US Trip

a) App ka sapna

b) US ki sadak itni saaf kyun hai bhai

c) US ke doston ke saath party

d) US transfer ki koshish 


Ch 6) Mera boss chor hai

a) appraisal ka nateeja

b) Startup karna hai bhai 

c) Cat ki tayaari 


Ch 7) Moksh ki praapti 

a) na cat hua na app na startup, par doosri job se call aaya hai 

b) Shaadi ka proposal 

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